Friends, its been a while, but lets just say that İ have been on a top secret mission for the government that may or may not have included slipping slow acting poison to the cast of High School Musical. Keep your eyes peeled to monitor my success.
Topic for the day is: shit that you didn't think you gave a flying fuck about until it is no longer there. AKA - Youtube: the gaping hole in my life.
So, İ relocated to Turkey for a variety of reasons. 1. The kebaps in Australia are an embarassment to slowly rotating meat everywhere. 2. With the exit of J-Ho and the entry of K-Rudd, 10 years of seething anger were replaced with the kind of bland boredom only experienced by viewers of that Raymond Show and eaters of English food. 3. İ got nothing more. Needless to say, all future blogs will be broadcast live, hectic and fooly sik from Türkiye.
Getting to the point. Turkey has recently joined such luminaries such as İran, Saudi Arabia, China and İndonesia in banning Youtube. İ no longer have access to clips of girls shitting in spas, fat guys dancing or Prime Ministers picking their noses. İ thought İ didn't need access to such clips. İ thought İ could survive with conversation, books and the occassional newspaper. Oh how wrong İ was. You see, youtube has given us a chance to look into the lives of every raving lunatic with the skills to upload a video. These raving lunatics are what make life interesting. These raving lunatics give us shit to talk about over a beer. These raving lunatics deserve their 3 minutes and 43 seconds of time to cry about Britney Spears, share footage of their housemate wasted or even, god forbid, make a video about how Atatürk was really a woman with a moustache who collected Veronicas memorabilia and wanted to give İstanbul back to the Greeks.
Hey Jerks: if you want to block something, block my ears from ever having to listen to Kid Rock. Block access to any site promoting High School Musical. Block my blog for the Atatürk comments. Jesus. The possibilities are endless. But please, give me back my youtube motherfuckers....
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