They can, however, do television. The following shows are English and they rock.
1. Airline - feral easyjet hosties get yelled at by French people while wearing fluro orange scrunchies. Drunk hooligans get ejected from flights. Slutty hosties pash on at cheap nightclubs in Gatwick. AWESOME.
2. Location, Location, Location - fat chick and guy with speech impediment find houses for anal newlyweds.
3. Relocation Relocation - fat chick and guy with speech impediment find TWO houses for anal newlyweds.
4. The Sooty Show - pedophile shares house with Bear, Dog and Panda. Dog has a squeaky nose. Hilarity ensues.
