Yeah sure. If I read one more article/book/commentary on Turkey with either of the following, I will projectile vomit:
1. "The bridge between Europe and Asia, where East meets West". When the fuck doesn't East meet West? Isn't a pre-requisite of being East to meet up with West?
2. "The emotional dawn service at Gallipoli is one that no Aussie should miss. The feeling of pride and mateship is unbelievable." Uh-huh. The thought of standing around with a bunch of clowns wrapped in Australian flags, patriotic stirrings in their loins over a failed Imperialist military campaign makes ME want want to storm up the cliffs with a gun in my hand.
Further, I never want to hear the following list of words and shit ever. EVER.
Greenpeace, Don Carlos, Global Financial Crisis, any word relating to the playing or existence of rugby league, glamour, Miranda Devine, backpackers, backpacking, 'so, what are you doing?', stories relating to bogans getting arrested in south east asia, ergenekon, the kurdish question, taxpayer-funded, and selassie.
