Lunch @ miracle

I know, I know. The name of this place should have alerted me to its greatness. After Annoying Younger Brother Who Earns Twice What I Do (AYBWETWID) alerted me that there was a big asi-yan supermarche ‘miracle’ under World Square yesterday, I had to go investigate. Bread top is the bakery attached to the supermarche that makes delicious things you haven’t even thought of. Twin Sausage Bun (two mini hot dogs wrapped in sweet dough), Triple Spring Onion (what appears to be the filling of a green dumpling mixed with cheese and spread over sweet dough). Mini Porkchop Bun (tiny bun with tiny, cute, fried pork bit in bun with lettuce.) Chicken and Mushroom Donut (imagine the awesomeness). Salmond Floss Bun (this looked like fried crunchy stuff on a bun. Who knows. I’m sure its amazing.)

I chose, on the advice of AYBWETWID, the BBQ pork bun, which was like a roll filled with sweet bbq pork and onions in a ridiculous sauce. It was $1.60, and it may have been the greatest thing to ever enter my mouth (insert blow job joke here.). It was warm, salty, sweet, oiniony, soft… (continue blow job joke)

Anyway. Enough with the graphic imagery. Go check this place out. I cant explain the greatness. You could get EVERYTHING in the whole place and it would still cost less than the price of a (don’t say it, don’t say it)… big mac.

Even better, it is attached to a supermarket than has about 10 aisles, 8 of which are stocked with various noodle brands and 2 of which consist of those bizarre asi-yan snack foods that have pictures of sailor moon and pandas on the front. Even better, I think that the deli section ONLY stocks pig in all its various cuts. No shit. There was a special on pig testicles. A magical animal indeed. I explored the world of miracle and left, due to extreme poverty, only purchasing a can of ‘zero sugar cream soda’. I wasn’t aware that there was a huge market out there for a diet drink that tastes like a caramel zooper-dooper, but now that I have tried it I appreciate the demand. And would like to thank miracle for opening my eyes.