Sadly, this is not the case for many of the hundreds of girls I have seen at various events in my short but extensive 26 year partying career. I haven’t quite worked out the philosophy behind it yet, but I imagine this is what goes through a great number of minds:
Hmm... it's Sarah's Disney party this weekend. Maybe I'll go as Snow White.
Of course, cause Snow White was a crack whore who was pimped out by the Dwarves (midgets? people of short stature? must find that out for future pc posting) until a sugar daddy came and put her up in a mansion in Hollywood till she grew old, got botox and died from an overdose of Vicodin and No-Doze.
Oh my god! Pete's Goodies & Baddies 25th is on Saturday. I'll just go as a devil.
Millions of men are now wondering whether to hedge their bets and aim for hell, or gamble on the fact that God has EE boobs and cruises around heaven in a g-banger and heels.
Thank god the theme for Jacquie's party is back to school. I don't even have to think!
Hmmm... the problem is, I quite often see school girls cruising around like this. Might leave it alone for fear of making my brain explode.
Apparently there's like, no theme for the dress up. You just go as whatever - I so know what I'm going as.
Ahh, old faithful. The Nurse that Likes to Fuck.
You get my point. It's time for a vegetable revolution, starting right now.
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