At the gym this morning I was watching musicmax, which sometimes rocks my world and other times makes me want to stab the veronica's eyes out, give them new eyes, and then stab them out again. After a Celine song was followed by a Deltard song (she's just so... brave) I realised that we have all been the victim of an elaborate hoax.
Fact 1: Celine faded into obscurity about the same time that Deltard arrived on the scene.
Fact 2: They both sing like they have a dead bird lodged in their throats.
Fact 3: Deltard had Hodgkinson's Disease. In Canada, where Celine is from, 'Hodgkinsons' means 'Find young Australian host body with similar dead bird voice to inhabit and re-ignite career'*
So, my conspiracy theory this week is that Deltard is, in fact, being plagued by the parasitic Celine. Check photos above for confirmation. Have you ever seen them in the same place?
*may not be fact, but my french is terrible (or 'terible' as they say) so possibly fairly close to mark.
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