Some shit happened with a ship and a bunch of paratroopers, and I have nothing to say about any of it cause the continual disobedeince of the laws enforced on the people of a nation by the goverments that impose them* is completely unsurprising.
BUT. Once again hilarity ensues. You can't make this shit up. Like the Israelis who sailed to Cyprus after the first ship incident to protest, oh, everything they see wrong with past and present Turkish governments. Its awesome. Like an argument between two 7 year olds:
Mehmet Turk: You guys are assholes to Palestinians!
Elias Israel: Yeah? Well you guys killed Armenians and you are still assholes to Kurds!
Mehmet Turk: Yeah? Yeah? Well you guys killed Jesus!
And so on.
And may I make special mention of Ali Shiraz (Khomenei's representative inside the national guard), who brought tears to my eyes with this gem:
"Iran's navy forces are ready to escort the peace flotilla to Gaza with all their forces and capabilities."
Yeah. And I'm willing to supply a flotilla of protesting vegans with lambswool sweaters and a flock of genetically modified battery hens to ride on. I think he's missing the point.
Thankyou world for the laughs this week, its been awesome.
*And I'm talking about ALL nations here. Except maybe St Kitts & Nevis. I don't know much about them.
2 comments:
ooohhp.... Khamenei. Flamin close, but slightly different.
fuck. just when i wasted people for here here.
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