Not even you, apple tree monster, can be saved from cancer by the power of apples
So, it appears that fruit and veggies (another word, which along with cops, firies and ambos should be banished from publication) don't prevent cancer.
Shit. I was under the impression that every person, in the history of the world, who got cancer had NEVER EVER EATEN A SINGLE FRUIT OR VEGETABLE IN THEIR LIVES. Thus, acquiring cancer.
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/wellbeing/eat-your-fruit-and-veggies-but-they-might-not-prevent-cancer-20100406-rpfs.html
Jesus H. Christ. (I've always wanted to write that. Suggestions for what H stands for are welcomed and embraced.) According to studies, the sun gives you cancer and red wine doesn't.* Do people to listen to studies anymore? Does the media report on them with any level of conviction? Did I wake up in some lunatic assylum referred to as Earth? It would appear so people... it would appear so...
*Vampires must never get cancer. Must become vampire.
2 comments:
H = Haitch. Jesus Haitch Christ.
It's quite clearly Howard...
"Howard be thy name.."
Come on, you're better than that!
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