Thursday, October 22, 2009

Dick Straws.


Quite seriously, if I could eliminate one thing from the face of the planet, it would not be AIDS or war or famine or even Hollywood. As you have probably guessed from my unimaginative title, its those freakin dick straws that seem continue to feature at hens parties world wide.

They. Are. Rancid.

What is this, 1952? Yeah, we get it. Marriage = Dick. Surely we can come up with something funner to drink champagne out of. Like a straw with the characters of Monkey Magic on it. That, I can get into.

1 comment:

trippt said...

The nature of Monkey is irrepressible!