
I appreciate that many of you are very busy and important, so keeping that in mind I have provided you with a short summary of some of the best opinion pieces from smh.com over the last few days. When I say best, I'm lying. When I say opinion piece, I'm somewhat stretching the truth. So, here is a summary of some of the most unoriginal, self-serving whims of barely functioning retards over the last few days.
Paul Sheehan - 'It's to easy to blame Jews'
I am a white middle aged man that holds views similar to other white middle aged men. Go Israel.
Julia Irwin - 'Getting away with murder'
Being the Federal MP for Fowler is boring. Yesterday one of my staff read a Wikipedia aricle on the Israel/Palestine conflict. Go Palestine.
Joel Gibson (1) - 'I too am a ranga and proud of it'
I recently became part of a persecuted minority, and have risen against my oppresors in the form of this article. Free rangas.
Joel Gibson (2) - Young drinkers, don't get dragged into the pubs fight'
When I grow up I want to be just like Paul Sheehan. The Beastie Boys are still cool, right?
Neil Perry - 'Whats cooking in a chefs mind'
We have a no bookings policy so we can make more money. Ponytails on middle aged men are cool.