Monday, January 12, 2009

All the news thats shit to print.

Persecuted under Greeks, Egyptians and now Kerry O'Keefe.

I appreciate that many of you are very busy and important, so keeping that in mind I have provided you with a short summary of some of the best opinion pieces from smh.com over the last few days. When I say best, I'm lying. When I say opinion piece, I'm somewhat stretching the truth. So, here is a summary of some of the most unoriginal, self-serving whims of barely functioning retards over the last few days.

Paul Sheehan - 'It's to easy to blame Jews'

I am a white middle aged man that holds views similar to other white middle aged men. Go Israel.

Julia Irwin - 'Getting away with murder'

Being the Federal MP for Fowler is boring. Yesterday one of my staff read a Wikipedia aricle on the Israel/Palestine conflict. Go Palestine.

Joel Gibson (1) - 'I too am a ranga and proud of it'

I recently became part of a persecuted minority, and have risen against my oppresors in the form of this article. Free rangas.

Joel Gibson (2) - Young drinkers, don't get dragged into the pubs fight'

When I grow up I want to be just like Paul Sheehan. The Beastie Boys are still cool, right?

Neil Perry - 'Whats cooking in a chefs mind'

We have a no bookings policy so we can make more money. Ponytails on middle aged men are cool.